STINKY TOFU HARD SELTZER
Experience one of the signature flavors of Asia's night markets. Savory and surprising with a hint of bitters, each sip will transport you across spacetime - next thing you know, street hawkers will be yelling at you to buy their wares. Made with real fermented stinky tofu from Asia.
Just kidding, april fool's!...but if you really want us to make it, enter your email in the petition below, and we promise to do it if we get enough signatures. Manifest your destiny...if you can 😏